About 10 minutes ago on chat
My mum: Bon, AIDS is pretty rampant here [in the Philippines] now.
Me: Oh ok. Don't worry ma.
Mum: So please be careful there [in France].
Me: Yeah, no need to worry. I don't have a sex life.
Mum: That's good, you'll live a longer life.
(And I burst out laughing because I honestly didn't know what to say and I didn't see that coming from my mum. Haha!)
Il a mis le café Dans la tasse Il a mis le lait Dans la tasse de café Il a...– Déjeuner du matin, par Jacques Prévert